Philosophy Student Pillows

Making philosophy accessible: Pop-up Plato.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

'I'm studying psychology and philosophy, what are you studying?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Philosophy 201: Readings from the works of Descartes, Kant,Spinoza, Plato, Sartre, Yogi Berra & Vince Lombardi.

"Everything with you is always, Kant, Kant, Kant."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Divine Desk Bins

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Idealist'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Lost and Profound.

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences