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"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'Idealist'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Lost and Profound.

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?"