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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Thinking Gears

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Zenemies.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

How world war III started.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'