Complaint Catcher Pillows

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Complaints Desk

'Last guy that worked here did nothing but complain.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Awkward customers.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"You have to follow the guidance on dealing with complaints precisely or else the shredder gets blocked."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"I think I speak for all of us."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I don't get it...my boss once said that he loves animals...just last week he called me 'the laziest dog he did ever see.' But yet he fired me..."

"I invent things to complain about."

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'-and remember,Higgins-it's the fault that counts!'

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Complaints: 'And another thing...!'

Complaint Windows

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Faulty Toaster