Complaint Catcher T-Shirts

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Complaints Desk

'Last guy that worked here did nothing but complain.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Awkward customers.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"You have to follow the guidance on dealing with complaints precisely or else the shredder gets blocked."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"I think I speak for all of us."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"I don't get it...my boss once said that he loves animals...just last week he called me 'the laziest dog he did ever see.' But yet he fired me..."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

"I invent things to complain about."

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'-and remember,Higgins-it's the fault that counts!'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

Whine Country Tours.

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Complaints.