Competitive Donors T-Shirts

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

The Victors

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Loser's Podium.

"We're looking for someone who can help us keep up with the Dow Joneses."

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Auction parking: Winners/Losers

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

Peter Cruddas

Finish line.

"Thanks for all your sales help. I like the outfit so much, I bought it online in the dressing room!"

Spent it all on the primaries.

'You'll pay for this.'

$102 War Chest

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

R.I.P. J.Q. Public: his crowdfunding skills just didn't measure up

"I'm sorry. This morning we donated $500 to the Borg."

"Just scan the QR code."

Food bank.

"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'Are you looking at my bid?'

"My fellow-investors..."

Former Campaign Donor - Spent it all on the best politicians money can buy.