Competitive Donors Prints

The Victors

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Loser's Podium.

"We're looking for someone who can help us keep up with the Dow Joneses."

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

Auction parking: Winners/Losers

Peter Cruddas

Finish line.

$102 War Chest

'You'll pay for this.'

"Thanks for all your sales help. I like the outfit so much, I bought it online in the dressing room!"

Spent it all on the primaries.

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

Food bank.

R.I.P. J.Q. Public: his crowdfunding skills just didn't measure up

"Just scan the QR code."

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

'Are you looking at my bid?'

"My fellow-investors..."

"For a lousy 100 thou guess who's a part of the republican establishment."