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'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'How about a game of cards?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Basketball.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'He started it!'