Competition Entry Gifts

Good Luck

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."