Compatibility Analyst Gifts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Always Compatible

"I meant the dog!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Progress?

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Access Assessments

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Facebook in Crisis

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

"Notice, gentlemen, how after two hours of phone deprivation, the subject reverts to a pre-natal state."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."