Compassionate Knight Fan Pillows

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quichotte

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Knight Vision