Company Award Ceremonies Pillows

'My boss made me 'employee of the month'.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Teamwork

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.