Commuting Humorist Pillows

Snail skates

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

Four horsemen rode into town.

'Typical - you wait for hours then two turn up.'

Road Signs.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Old Moore's Timetable

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Take me home now!"

'One carry-on!'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Trapeze artists commuting

Honey I'm Home

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Tortoise is snail taxi.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I don't like this. . .'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Bus Stop Evolution

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Opera house to support