Commuter Comedy Lover Pillows

Rats flee down the tube tunnel.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Bus of Fools

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."