Commuter Comedy Fan Pillows

'Elevator's fixed.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Bus of Fools

Passenger being helped on top of a bus

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Honey I'm Home

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Metrocard error messages

King Commute.

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"Next stop, Ptarrytown."