Commute Calculator Gifts

If your friend or loved one spends hours navigating traffic or public transit, a fun gift related to their commute can brighten their day. Our collection of quirky and creative items celebrates the art of getting from A to B with humor and style, making those long trips a little more enjoyable.

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Traffic Jam.

from $19.00

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.' mockup

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

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"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble." mockup

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

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'I used to commute. Now I transform.' mockup

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

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The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic. mockup

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

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Pigeon Little

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"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues." mockup

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

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The Fast Lane.

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"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin." mockup

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

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"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?" mockup

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

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Touring Cyclist

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Packed like sardines

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Scarf puts hat back on.

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Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work. mockup

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

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Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town. mockup

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

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"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..." mockup

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

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Laughing Zone Ahead

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"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island" mockup

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

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Commutobile

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'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.' mockup

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

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Monday: Next 7 exits.

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'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

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"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane." mockup

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

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Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute." mockup

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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Fur Baby

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I hate monday mornings.

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'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?' mockup

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

from $19.00

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' - mockup

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

from $19.00

'Would you like a push Dear?'

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Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car. mockup

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

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Business Duck

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We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me. mockup

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

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"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course." mockup

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

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A white collar cow.

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Commute Calculator Gifts Collection

Commute Calculator Mugs

Discover more laugh-out-loud commute mugs that make morning routines brighter—perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a good giggle.

Commute Calculator Pillows

Find comfy pillows with witty commute quotes—great for sprucing up a couch or bed with a touch of everyday humor.

Commute Calculator Prints

View our quirky commute prints—add a dash of personality and humor to any space with these clever designs.

Commute Calculator T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous commute t-shirts—ideal for those who take their travel humor seriously and want to wear it too.