Commute Calculator Pillows

Traffic Jam.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

Laughing Zone Ahead

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Fur Baby

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Business Duck

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."