Community Reader Gifts

"All those in favour of our township meetings doubling as a book group?"

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Noise Pollution

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"I'll have the usual."

Tipping Pain Chart

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Human Rights for All

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Thank you

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Bubbling

A singer being criticised