Community Reader Pillows

"All those in favour of our township meetings doubling as a book group?"

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"I'll have the usual."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Tipping Pain Chart

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Human Rights for All

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."