Community Governance Gifts

"Good boy."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Arizona In Black

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Collective Psyche

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Cuba applauds its doctors

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"With great power comes great reward."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

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"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."