Community Comic Pillows

All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988

Locally Sourced Gossip Here

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tipping Pain Chart

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Jim Carrey,

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

John Cleese.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Spike Milligan

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."