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'I got your text-message marriage proposal... and I've answered you by snail mail.'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

~ S.O.S.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

Bird Messaging

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"U R like so ded!"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"It's for you."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

'She lithpth!'