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'It's for you.'

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'Modern romance'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

The Love Psychologists

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

'He says he needs his own space.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'