Communication Crasher T-Shirts

Nancy, your voice keeps cutting out! My cell phone battery is dying

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

Woman holding two phones together.

No Junk Mail

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"I don't respond to threats. Or e-mails, by the way"

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'You have seven phone messages telling you to check your e-mail, and thirteen e-mails telling you to answer your phone.'

If pharmacists spoke like doctors wrote.

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"