Communication Chaos Captain Pillows

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'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Cat park"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

Disorder in the Court!

'He's always had difficulty giving people negative feedback!'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Ahoy!"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

The art of fishing.

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

Steps Class

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

No wheelies.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Woman holding two phones together.

Potty Training.

"Quick, act casual."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.