Communication Chaos Captain Prints

Wrecking ball operator wrecks his own office building by mistake.

Inclusive speech

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Cat park"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

Paper Trail

Disorder in the Court!

'He's always had difficulty giving people negative feedback!'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

"Ahoy!"

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

The art of fishing.

No wheelies.

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

Steps Class

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Poetry Journal. Any good submissions over the internet? No -- Just the usual bloggerel.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Potty Training.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.