"Police, ambulance or fire brigade?"
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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'
Movies vs. Films
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.
"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."
How Do You Like My Moseying Along?
"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."
''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'
Man rolling ball up a hill
Evolution of Man
Free Speech has heavy price.
"I know one secret! Not spending $30 on a book filled with common sense!"
Mom's Mortuary
"But is it art?"
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'
"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."
"Your results are excellent and the quality of observed lessons was very high, however we're worried by an e-mail from Mrs Miggin's hairdresser who thinks you should teach 'a bit more common sense'. . ."
"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."
"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"
'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'
The Slips of Capitalism
'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'
My first rodeo
'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'
Expensive Bird Feeder
'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'
'I don't know which is worse... talk radio or talk wife.'
'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'
Contractors view yet another 'artist's impression' of the proposed new art gallery.
"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"
"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"
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