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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

The economy.