Legislative Humorist T-Shirts

'Did you read the stimulus package bill?' - 'Nah - I decided to wait for the movie.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Beware of Don"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'