Civic Satirist T-Shirts

Adopt a pothole.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Congress finishes term. Politicians are amazing --- They can sit on their hands and pat themselves on the back at the same time!

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Vote for me and I'll put more police on the streets.' 'Move along now, please!'

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Reagacentennial

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

The economy.

"We won!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Kritik's Korner

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The americanisation of vulture.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Government a la Carte