Government Satirist T-Shirts

'True, but fraud and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

'I don't need to learn how to subtract. I'm going to work for the government.'

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

Kritik's Korner

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

The americanisation of vulture.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."