Committed Cleric Pillows

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

"Staff support"

Golfing Bishop.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Monk Prompt

This is forever... till death do us part...

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Bishops Snooker

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Gates of heaven

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Bishop with a crozier case.

God's Law.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Excommunicate Me.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."