Committed Companion Pillows

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

Others will fight for you

"I heard they mate for life."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Christmas Pets

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Best friends without borders.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

PJ Parties

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

The Young Couple

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Happy Valentine's Day

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'