Committed Companion Pillows

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

Others will fight for you

"I heard they mate for life."

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I have been happily married... three times!"

The Young Couple

PJ Parties

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Best friends without borders.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Happy Valentine's Day

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."