Committed Artist Pillows

Wife, five kids & thirst to support.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Children's Imagination

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Various Traps.

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"That'll be the day!"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."