Commissioning Manager T-Shirts

'Actually I'm a ?39,000-a-year 'Integrated Commissioning Manager' if you really must know.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

The Devil's in the detail!

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

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Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"You should probably pass if they offer stock options."

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

The Odd Couple.