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"I really hate sales meetings"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

A street fight.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Seeing progression motivates.

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."