Commercial Star Pillows

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"How come you got an offer to do commercials and I didn't?"

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Soaring Profits

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Your ad here!

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Biker chopper shopper

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Where Are They Now?

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'