Commercial Critique Fan Prints

"Use Kivimo for ten days. If not completely satisfied,you have a very negative personality."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Roads with a view.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

Privatized Jails

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

Where Are They Now?

"Wow, we're doing great."

'We don't believe in treating people like a number. Here, you'll be treated like a slave.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."