Commentary Buffs Gifts

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

A Little Extra

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Can you hear me now?"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"Let's touch base again at three."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Gigolo Diary

"But is it art?"

Free Speech has heavy price.

One Man's Bliss Is Another's Nightmare

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

QANON PROUD BOY

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

China deploys troops to prepare for an American invasion of North Korea. Russia warns that if America attacks Syria again, Russia will respond with force. Y'know, last time we had a world war, we weren't the ones everyone was defending themselves against. Sometimes when you're playing tag, it's more fun to be "it." We should have out own political show.

'This is what we call a 'patient'...you MAY find some reference to one of them on page 435 of your manual.'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs

"I usually vote for whoever promises to cut the most tax."

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

"That's right. A real war with real victims and real casualties. Unfortunately The War of Withering Sarcasm wasn't one of those sexy wars the media likes to report on."

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

'No.32...congratulations: your pay is frozen. No.38...well done: you're on short term working. No.14...'

"If the stock market fluctuates due to the emotions of mostly men, isn't there some kind of hormonal therapy available to level those out for them?"

Stopping Coronavirus

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."