Commencement Claybusters Pillows

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Zumma Cum Laude

Woman throwing giant pot.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

School of Baristas

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Graduation day at Cowboy School

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

"First one to eleven."

"...in sickness and health - and a promise never to sell one another's stuff."

"It's a tuition bill."

All pottery hand-thrown

'Wait a minute - Shouldn't we flip a coin to see who goes first?'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

"So get out there, and join the ranks of the unemployed!"

University Computer Rooms.

graduation hat