Coming-of-age Party Mugs

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Little Princess.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Face painting by numbers.

Green Balloon

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

Kids with Fish Balloons

Children's Party

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Bee costume

Children playing games

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."