Age Celebration Mugs

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Dog Birthdays

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.