Age Celebration Prints

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Celebration in operating theatre.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.