Age-celebrator Prints

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emotional Bling

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Cheers to being a person."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Wine: New and Old.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Other People

House Plant Party

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'