Legal Age Celebration Prints

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Rock and Roll

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'