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'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A caveman paints from life

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Reagacentennial

Horror movies

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"She's just being Koi."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Trump leaving

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