Comically Inclined Gifts

'You must be joking, surely you've got change for 50p.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"To be or not to be."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I said slime."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Ask A Silly Question.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'Sheep striptease'.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Moon Pies.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Starbucks Siren

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Snowman Tattoo

"What fly?"

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'

"It's time to end the suffering."

Moon's Portaloo.

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'