Comical Quitting Attempts Pillows

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I hate my life.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Right Smithers... Heads - I sack you; tails - you resign."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

"I've no idea where they are - maybe they're all ill."

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'I've been eating too much. I ran out of sandwich bags and had to use garbage bags.'

You should at least think about using a nicotine patch!

Supply-Demand.

"The generic name is, 'And They All Lived Happily Ever After.' It's a hallucinogen."

"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.