Comical Creative Pillows

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Football Chameleon

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Fishing from the Pier

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

The Cartoonists

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Sheepdog

Giraffe painter.

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

Cinderfelon

"I hear you're worth a fortune."

Jewish hospitals

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Why the long face?

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Political Hipsters

The Emperor's New Clothesline.

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Robber trying to break into an online account.

Uneven room.