Comical Creative Pillows

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Football Chameleon

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Fishing from the Pier

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

The Cartoonists

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Sheepdog

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Giraffe painter.

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Cinderfelon

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Jewish hospitals

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

"I hear you're worth a fortune."

Political Hipsters

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

The Emperor's New Clothesline.

Robber trying to break into an online account.

Tallit barcode

Uneven room.