Comical Creatives Pillows

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

Football Chameleon

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Fishing from the Pier

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"The last doggy bag."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

The Cartoonists

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

Mummy Mousehole

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

Sheepdog

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Giraffe painter.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'